I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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