"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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