Me too!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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