thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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