the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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