I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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