People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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