i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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