He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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