I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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