it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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