wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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