WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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