im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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