Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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