Me too!
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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