I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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