Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Enjoy the penises
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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