I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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