Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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