oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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