He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
