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So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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