It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
