You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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