Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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