I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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