I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
