so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So drunk its hurt
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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