office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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