Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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