I wish I only lived at night.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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