my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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