it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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