at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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