I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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