Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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