were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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