bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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