i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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