All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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