I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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