I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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