this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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