No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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