i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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