Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i dont even know how to be here
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I want her autograph on my taint
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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