Where are you?
In a non slutty way
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
only you would photoshop your dick
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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