i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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