i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize
