just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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