youre lurking in front of me
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I need to align my fucking chakras
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